I am friendly, no really I am by Vicki & Chuck Rogers

Today we will be carving our turnips.  Although, we also have a pumpkin at the personal request of the lovely Sharon.  She claimed it would be safer for her to carve.  As calmly and as convincingly as I could I said, “really, are you sure?”  For all of you who know her and are worried; worry not.  Even though it is a pumpkin she will be supervised.