This needs a little explaining.  It is a long standing joke between the lovely sharon and I that my family is useless at keeping presents unopened and her family are stronger willed.  My family will happily give presents way before the special date, the present is for the person and not necessarily for the date.

So a special day is approaching for me and I have been nagging the lovely sharon all day for my present.  She continually refuses and I am mostly teasing her for the entertainment value.  Earlier on I took her close to breaking point and she retorted, I quote; “My name’s not ***my surname*** you know!  Oh, wait, it is”.  Bless her.