I think I can handle a little light drizzle or a bit of rain while I’m working in the garden. Yet today was a too much at times. At one stage, one of many, I retired to the cottage to watch the hail stones coat the grass. It cleared quite suddenly and I stepped back out into the cold air to hear the lovely Sharon shout behind me, “A rainbow! A rainbow!” It was a remarkable rainbow. It was remarkably colourful and remarkably close to the ground. Then the moment of realisation came; the rainbow ended right in the middle of the turnip field which was just a donkey field away from where I was standing. There I was with a spade already in my hand and thinking that moments like this present themselves less than once in a lifetime, then real treasure presented itself. The little people picked up on the excitement and wowed at the rainbow. The little man spotted the double rainbow and I pointed out how the colours are reversed (I excluded the mathematical reasons). The little lady recited all the colours she could see, and the littlest man yelped something indecipherable but encouraging; this was the true treasure at the end of the rainbow.
March 18, 2016
The lovely Sharon took the little people out and about, and I spent the whole day in the bathroom; the smell was awful. It all began with an ominous leak on the floor. Over the space of just a couple of days a small puddle had escalated into a plumbing problem. It should have all been relatively straightforward; I purchased a few new washers and settled into the bathroom with a selection of spanners, wrenches, and towels. A few hours later I was perplexed and close to throwing the towel….onto the wet bathroom floor. Then it dawned on me; whoever had drilled the holes in the toilet bowl had bad eyesight, or just didn’t care. Once I realised this I tried a little creative thinking (and grinder to ensure a certain metal bracket actually fitted). The whole toilet and flush was working perfectly and not dripping. Job done.
A few weeks later a little drip appeared. Then the drip increased until we had to introduce the flush bucket. The flush bucket is a simple plumbing solution involving a bucket filled and kept in the bath, which is then used to flush the toilet. It was a temporary measure while I waited for the opportunity to tackle the problem properly.
It only took a few days before the worst happened. It was so sudden and unexpected that it shocked me. We were at a children’s party, everyone was having fun and there was no context at all to the lovely Sharon’s comment. She turned to me and said, “Do we need to get a plumber?” In hindsight I genuinely think she was trying to be helpful. I was gutted. My quiet inner voice held back from saying that I thought she looked big in that dress, even though she didn’t. Instead I remained stoic and shrugged and said that I thought I should have another look at it first.
On Saint Patrick’s day I was off work and everyone else was at school. I stepped out into the cool spring air and let my eyes rest on Slemish, the very mountain the Saint Patrick shepherded on. Then, I went back into the cottage and ripped the toilet apart. I put it all back together with generous amounts of silicone sealant and it hasn’t leaked yet.
March 12, 2016
I woke in the middle of the night, dragged sleepily to semi-consciousness by thousands of bees. The dream was one of worry; will they survive? A few days later I peeked into the hive and found them dead. They had no stores left. They had plenty of fondant, but it simply was not enough for them. They starved in the local county Antrim definition of the word; they got too cold due to lack of food.
Did I dream their death through some spiritual connection as a beekeeper? To be fair, I dream this dream every spring and this is my first year of winter loss. Of course I am sad and I will miss having bees about the home. That said, looking after them last summer was problematic. I had less time for them, and I promised myself that if they did not make it through the winter; I would take a year off beekeeping. In a fight between the bees or the little people; the little people win. I told the little man about the bees and he knew I was upset. He gave me a hug and told me it was going to be ok, we could buy honey from ASDA.
I’m shrugging beelessness off and refocusing my efforts into the garden and growing things to eat. The old buckets and bricks are already on top of the early rhubarb shoots, the potatoes are chitting on the window ledge and the seed packets are all purchased. I have plans. In the autumn I bought eighteen more raspberry canes to fill a vegetable plot that we normally grow lettuces in. For the last two years all we have seem to have done with this is feed the slugs. These raspberries were supposed to be planted in November. The sodden cold earth and the winter darkness put a stop to that. They are in little pots and have been added to the list of things to do.
Last night I sat down with netflix intending to start House of Cards. Then I remembered that Gardener’s World had come back to TV and iPlayer. Monty Don won and Francis Underwood lost my vote.
This morning I stole away some time as the little people sat eating breakfast and feasting on saturday morning cartoons. I made a dent in some of the items on the gardening list: mulched the redcurrants and blackcurrants, split and spread the snowdrop bulbs, cleaned out the chicken coop, and had a fight with an unruly cottoneaster. Ever since we lost the pear trees to canker I have been keeping a close eye on the apple trees and clipping and burning any little signs of disease. The little man’s tree seemed to be infected on the main trunk at about shoulder height. I was a bit hesitant about doing anything harsh as it is called the little man’s tree as it was a gift for his birth from some friends. All the little people have a tree of their own now. I pondered trying to spray it and then thought WWMD (What Would Monty Do?) I cut out the disease and this resulted in a dramatic pruning of it’s height. It had to be done and it does still look alright. It seems to have opened it up quite a bit. I just hope I won’t have to hug the little man and reassure him by telling him we can buy his apples in ASDA.
February 13, 2016
No time for this, no time for that. Time spent, time valued. Time flies, then it is time for change; time for spring. It’s fair to say that the three little ones are my time now. Time playing lego, time feeding, time talking and answering questions. Time holding hands and learning to walk.
I took a little time out to order up some raspberry plants with the intention of investing some time in summer and autumn raspberries. Ideally they should be planted, according to the literature, in November. There was a day that I set aside for just such a task. Then I was sick on that day and the window passed. The raspberry canes have been stored in damp soil in the greenhouse and I intend to plant them out soon. Yet things happen. Fences get blown down in storms, chicken coop roofs get blown off and scattered around the garden. These things need mended and fixed.
The first signs of spring are here and this is inspiring me to make time for growth. The snowdrops are out and the daffodils are beginning to flower. One hive of bees is all that has survived from last year. Their stores are desperately low. They seem to be breaking their winter huddle every so often to feed on the fondant I left them. If they hang on then the willow and dandelion will be out soon. Hang on.
It’s at times like these that I turn to Monty. I’m re-watching Monty Don’s Fork to Fork and getting inspired. No; I’m getting reminded that summer does actually happen if we choose to believe that it will. So, I will plant out those raspberries. I will turn over the soil, and I will get those potatoes ready for chitting. I will make time for these things. Why?… The littlest man may be only learning to walk now, but in time, I hope he will be walking through the garden eating all the raspberries with his brother and sister, and me only half-heartedly complaining that they are spending more time eating than picking.
December 29, 2015
They have names now; these storms. Maybe it will help. If we personify them maybe then we can blame them, increase the distance between them and us. These storms are hitting us, it’s them; we didn’t make them. We don’t make them. Storms have been around in wilder and more powerful forms for far longer than we have been around. The weather is like stone and the mountains; indifferent to us. Yet, we may have encouraged them somehow. Climate change; can we deny it anymore. It’s nothing new. Five hundred generations ago we were plunged into the sudden climate change of the Younger Dryas. This is the climate change that has been occupying my thoughts at the moment, how it must have been, how we coped, how we did not. It wasn’t our making then, but the echoes of it still hang about in our oldest stories.
Storm Frank is slamming into the cottage tonight. Calm down Frank, please calm down. I didn’t go near the chickens tonight. We lifted the eggs earlier, when all was calm, and I know they have enough food and water from last night. I suspect that if I had tried to check in on them their door would have been ripped off it’s hinges as that side of the cottage is a bit of a wind tunnel when the wind blows from the south. One benefit that Frank is bringing us is the effect on the wood stove. Strong wind means that there is a good draw on the fire that seems to make it easier to regulate. Although the air vents have to be closed down to nearly air tight to stop the fire getting too hot. Like many people this Christmas; I am reading ‘Norwegian wood’. Tonight I read the stove and fire chapters and experimented with the top down burn. I am converted. Now every other way to light a wood stove is just wrong. The stove is glowing, and Frank is making lots of noise outside; it’s time to sit down with a good book.
December 24, 2015
A last minute present was delivered by the postman this morning; fondant laced with pollen. Under a full moon I slipped this package onto the bees tonight and whispered that they are not to eat it until tomorrow morning. It’s said that you must always tell the bees the news. The news is that we have made it past the solstice. A few sleeps ago sunrise caught me after I woke up. I have an image of it in my head, a vague echo; a memory imperfect yet feeling like perfection. I hadn’t seen the sunrise for weeks even though it had been hanging around on the edges of my mind. At this time of year there is always the thoughts of the local standing stones lining up with the winter sun, and thoughts of chambers like Maes Howe. Why? Why did they do it, and why does it haunt my winter thoughts. Maybe it’s obvious when the nights are so long and the days are so short. Maybe it’s obvious when I am dragged from my warm bed on a cold winter morning with the little lady screaming, “Daddy, I want to go to the toilet! Daddy, I want to go to the toilet! Daddy, I want to go to the toilet! Daddy, I want to go to the toilet! Daddy, I want to go to the toilet! Daddy, I want to go to the toilet!” The pancakes still need made and I am groggy with winter dreams. It seems routine until I am walking the little lady down the stairs and I look out the window. The hills, the sleeping bare trees, the stone grey sky, and then the sun creeping over the forest reminds me there is nothing routine in any of this. The epiphany charges me with enthusiasm; time for solstice pancakes.
There is no point reminding the bees about the solstice as they are far more tuned in to these things than I. Instead, the news is that the house is bursting with excitement. The little lady and the little man are dreaming of santa. They are full of the hope of presents under the tree. The littlest man is too small for such things and a bowl full of breakfast and the sight of the lovely Sharon will probably fill him with equal delight. Happy solstice. Merry Christmas.
September 22, 2015
As I poured in the sugar syrup and put the mouse guards on the hives tonight, I remembered the strange case of the mad mouse. It all began as I sat looking out the kitchen window and spotted something small running about on the roof of the wood shed. It was one of those strange moments when it is absurd enough to take a few seconds to sink in; a mouse running about on the roof in broad daylight. Soon The little man and I were perched at the window with binoculars watching this mouse and its nonsense. It ran over the roof as if looking for something, then ran to the apex and slipped under a bit of bent corrugated iron. It might disappear for a few seconds only to reappear and carry on with its quest. What this was, we were never sure. It never went into the gutter or near any moss, it just seemed to run about the roof. The three seemingly overfed cats never put in an appearance as it ran about for a very long time. The little man asked mouse themed questions. One of these was, “what do mouse bones look like? Are they like our bones?” This might just prompt me to do a little experiment that I read about a long time ago. Catch a mouse, kill it, then place it in a wire cage. This can be left at the bottom of the garden. As long as it is left long enough, and as long as the holes in the wire are small enough, no larger animals should steal the bones. So, after a while the bones will be left and it ends up as a little mouse jigsaw puzzle of sorts. Is it bad that I think this is a fine father and son activity? At the very least we will have reduced the pest population by one.